Work From Home One Liners

Work From Home One Liners

Are you tired of working from home in silence? Do you need some humor to lighten the mood? Look no further! Here are the top 99 work from home one liners to brighten up your day:

1. My office view has gone from a cubicle to a fridge.
2. I’m not working from home, I’m living at work.
3. My commute has become a walk from my bedroom to my kitchen.
4. My coworkers have gone from annoying to non-existent.
5. My dress code has gone from business casual to business mullet: business on top, party on the bottom.
6. I miss my coworkers, but I don’t miss their germs.
7. Working from home has made me realize how much I miss complaining about my commute.
8. I used to be a people person, until people ruined it.
9. I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a break.
10. My boss called me at home today and said, “Can you hear me now?”
11. My office just sent out a memo saying we can’t wear pajamas to work anymore. I hate it when corporate takes away perks.
12. I’m not sure if I’m working from home or living at work.
13. My cat is my new coworker, and she’s not very productive.
14. Working from home means you can work in your pajamas all day, but it also means you can never really take them off.
15. My boss asked if I could work overtime from home. I said, “Sure, I’ll just sleep at my desk.”
16. My office is now wherever I am, which means I’m always at work.
17. Working from home is great, until you realize you’ve been wearing the same sweatpants for a week.
18. I miss my coworkers, but I don’t miss their loud phone conversations.
19. I’m not sure if I’m working from home, or if I’ve been put under house arrest.
20. Working from home means you can have lunch with your pet, but it also means you have to share your food.
21. My new office mate snores and sheds all over the place.
22. Working from home means you can take a nap during your lunch break, but it also means you have to wake up to go back to work.
23. I’m not sure if I’m working from home, or if I’ve just become a hermit.
24. My boss said we need to have a video conference, so I put on a nice shirt and sweatpants.
25. Working from home means you can work from bed, but it also means you have to get out of bed to work.
26. My new coworker is a plant, and I’m pretty sure it’s dead.
27. I’m not sure if I’m working from home, or if I’m just unemployed.
28. Working from home means you can take a break whenever you want, but it also means you have to motivate yourself to get back to work.
29. I’m not sure if I’m working from home, or if I’m just hiding from my boss.
30. My office is now a coffee shop, and my coworker is the barista.
31. Working from home means you can have a beer at lunch, but it also means you have to be productive afterwards.
32. I’m not sure if I’m working from home, or if I’m just a stay-at-home parent.
33. My new office mate is a ghost, and he’s really bad at sharing the printer.
34. Working from home means you can work in your underwear, but it also means you have to remember to put on pants for video calls.
35. I’m not sure if I’m working from home, or if I’m just a recluse.
36. My boss asked if I could work from home, and I said, “I already do.”
37. Working from home means you can work in bed, but it also means you have to resist the urge to nap.
38. I’m not sure if I’m working from home, or if I’m just living in a simulation.
39. My new coworker is a spider, and I’m pretty sure it’s plotting against me.
40. Working from home means you can work in the dark, but it also means you have to remember to turn on the lights for video calls.
41. I’m not sure if I’m working from home, or if I’m just a hermit crab.
42. My office is now wherever I can find a Wi-Fi signal, which means I’m often working from my car.
43. Working from home means you can have a dance party during your lunch break, but it also means you have to explain it to your coworkers on video calls.
44. I’m not sure if I’m working from home, or if I’m just living in a dystopian novel.
45. My new office mate is a bird, and he’s really bad at typing.
46. Working from home means you can have a snack whenever you want, but it also means you have to resist the urge to snack all day.
47. I’m not sure if I’m working from home, or if I’m just in a coma.
48. My boss sent out an email saying we need to have a virtual happy hour, but I’m pretty sure he just wants to spy on us.
49. Working from home means you can work in your backyard, but it also means you have to deal with the distractions of nature.
50. I’m not sure if I’m working from home, or if I’m just in a dream.
51. My new coworker is a squirrel, and he’s really bad at answering the phone.
52. Working from home means you can have a pet as your coworker, but it also means you have to deal with their distractions.
53. I’m not sure if I’m working from home, or if I’m just stuck in a time loop.
54. My office mate is a plant, and I’m pretty sure I’m the only one watering it.
55. Working from home means you can work in your backyard, but it also means you have to deal with the distractions of your neighbors.
56. I’m not sure if I’m working from home, or if I’m just a figment of my own imagination.
57. My boss asked if I could work from home, and I said, “I already am.”
58. Working from home means you can work in your pajamas, but it also means you have to resist the urge to stay in bed all day.
59. I’m not sure if I’m working from home, or if I’m just a character in a sitcom.
60. My new office mate is a rock, and he’s really bad at making coffee.
61. Working from home means you can work in your backyard, but it also means you have to deal with the distractions of your own thoughts.
62. I’m not sure if I’m working from home, or if I’m just a ghost haunting my own house.
63. My boss asked if I could work from home, and I said, “I can try, but my cat is the boss now.”
64. Working from home means you can work in your pajamas, but it also means you have to resist the urge to watch Netflix all day.
65. I’m not sure if I’m working from home, or if I’m just a character in a horror movie.
66. My new coworker is a lizard, and he’s really bad at filing paperwork.
67. Working from home means you can work in your backyard, but it also means you have to deal with the distractions of your own hobbies.
68. I’m not sure if I’m working from home, or if I’m just a robot.
69. My boss asked if I could work from home, and I said, “I already am. I just don’t get paid for it.”
70. Working from home means you can work in your pajamas, but it also means you have to resist the urge to take a nap.
71. I’m not sure if I’m working from home, or if I’m just a simulation in someone else’s video game.
72. My new office mate is a turtle, and he’s really bad at answering emails.
73. Working from home means you can work in your backyard, but it also means you have to deal with the distractions of your own family.
74. I’m not sure if I’m working from home,