White Men Can't Jump Quotes

White Men Can’t Jump is a classic sports comedy film that has given us many memorable quotes. Here are the top 99 White Men Can’t Jump quotes:

“Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win.”
“You can put a cat in an oven, but that don’t make it a biscuit.”
“You can listen to Jimi but you can’t hear him. There’s a difference.”
“I’m in the zone, man. I’m in the zone.”
“You can put a bullet in my head, but you can’t kill a word I said.”
“I’ll tell you what, why don’t we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay.”
“I don’t mean to brag… I don’t mean to boast… but I’m intercontinental when I eat French toast.”
“You can’t hear Jimi, but you can’t hear that, either.”
“I’ll tell you what, why don’t we take all these bricks and build a sick house, so you can move out of your mama’s crib.”
“Sometimes when you lose, you really win.”
“You can’t hear Jimi, but you can’t hear that, either.”
“Hey man, you know what they say: if you can’t beat ’em, go home and practice.”
“You can put a cat in an oven, but that don’t make it a muffin.”
“I’m thirsty! White men can’t jump, but they can sure as hell hydrate.”
“You can listen to Bob Marley, but you can’t hear him.”
“I don’t want to take your money. I want to win it.”
“I’m gonna get medieval on your ass.”
“I don’t want to hear your excuses. The only thing I want to hear from you is your ZIP code.”
“The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that’s also a hypocrite!”
“I’m sorry, I don’t speak mumble.”
“You can listen to Mozart, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Coltrane, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Miles, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can put a pig in a dress, but that don’t make it a lady.”
“You can listen to Bach, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Beethoven, but you can’t hear him.”
“I’m the one with the ball. That’s me. So gimme, gimme.”
“I don’t play defense, I ain’t no sucka.”
“You can listen to Billie Holiday, but you can’t hear her.”
“You can listen to Ella, but you can’t hear her.”
“You can’t hear Jimi, but you can’t hear that, either.”
“It’s hard work making something easy.”
“I don’t want to hear your excuses. The only thing I want to hear from you is your Social Security number.”
“You can listen to Stevie, but you can’t hear him.”
“I’ll tell you what, why don’t we take all these bricks and build a house of pain, so you can move in and live there forever.”
“A little sunlight wouldn’t hurt you.”
“You can put a cat in the oven, but that don’t make it a casserole.”
“You can listen to Sinatra, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Louis, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Duke, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Satchmo, but you can’t hear him.”
“It’s like going to Disneyland and not riding Space Mountain.”
“You can listen to Aretha, but you can’t hear her.”
“You can listen to Ray, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Marvin, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Otis, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Smokey, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Tina, but you can’t hear her.”
“You can listen to Janis, but you can’t hear her.”
“You can listen to Jim, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Kurt, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to John, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Bob, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Bruce, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Billy, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Mick, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Keith, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Paul, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to George, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Ringo, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Elvis, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Buddy, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Chuck, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Bo, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Little Richard, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Fats, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Jerry Lee, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to James Brown, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Prince, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Michael, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Whitney, but you can’t hear her.”
“You can listen to Madonna, but you can’t hear her.”
“You can listen to Janet, but you can’t hear her.”
“You can listen to Mariah, but you can’t hear her.”
“You can listen to Celine, but you can’t hear her.”
“You can listen to Britney, but you can’t hear her.”
“You can listen to Christina, but you can’t hear her.”
“You can listen to Beyonce, but you can’t hear her.”
“You can listen to Jay-Z, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Nas, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Eminem, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Kendrick, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to J. Cole, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Drake, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Travis, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Post, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Lil Wayne, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Kanye, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Tyler, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Frank, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Childish, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Mac, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Juice, but you can’t hear him.”
“You can listen to Pop, but you can’t hear him.”