Looking for a reason to smile on a Tuesday? Check out these hilarious and witty quotes that are sure to brighten up your day! Here are the top 99 Tuesday Funny Quotes of the Day:
1. “Tuesday is just Monday’s ugly sister.” – Unknown
2. “I have a love-hate relationship with Tuesdays. It’s like having a crush on someone you know is bad for you.” – Unknown
3. “Tuesday is the day I actually start the week. Monday I just deal with the depression of the weekend ending.” – Unknown
4. “Tuesday is the day when I actually start to enjoy my week because Monday is over.” – Unknown
5. “Tuesday is the new Friday.” – Unknown
6. “Tuesday is the day to remember all the things I didn’t get done on Monday and push them off until Wednesday.” – Unknown
7. “Tuesday is the day when even my coffee needs a coffee.” – Unknown
8. “Tuesday is the day when I realize that I’m still not rich and famous.” – Unknown
9. “Tuesday: The day to be thankful for the grace that got you through Monday and the hope that carries you through Wednesday.” – Unknown
10. “Tuesday: The day I forget about the stress of Monday and focus on my goals for the week.” – Unknown
11. “Tuesday is the day I start thinking about the weekend plans I won’t actually make.” – Unknown
12. “Tuesday is just Monday’s way of saying, ‘I’m not done with you yet.'” – Unknown
13. “Tuesday is the day I start counting down to the weekend…again.” – Unknown
14. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that there is still so much to do and so little time.” – Unknown
15. “Tuesday is the day when I regret not doing more on Monday.” – Unknown
16. “Tuesday is the day when I start to wonder if Friday is just a myth.” – Unknown
17. “Tuesday: The day when even my pillow refuses to let go of me.” – Unknown
18. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that I need to start taking my own advice.” – Unknown
19. “Tuesday: The day when I try to remember what day it is without checking my phone.” – Unknown
20. “Tuesday is the day when I realize that I’m still not a morning person.” – Unknown
21. “Tuesday: The day when I start to question my life choices.” – Unknown
22. “Tuesday is the day when I realize that I need a vacation from my weekend.” – Unknown
23. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that the struggle is real.” – Unknown
24. “Tuesday is the day when I start to think about all of the things I could have done differently on Monday.” – Unknown
25. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that it’s time to start adulting again.” – Unknown
26. “Tuesday is the day when I wonder if I’ll ever catch up on my to-do list.” – Unknown
27. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that I’m only one cup of coffee away from greatness.” – Unknown
28. “Tuesday is the day when I start planning for the weekend, even though it’s only Tuesday.” – Unknown
29. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that I need more coffee and less drama in my life.” – Unknown
30. “Tuesday is the day when I start to think that I need a new job.” – Unknown
31. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that I need a vacation from my life.” – Unknown
32. “Tuesday is the day when I start to think about all of the things I could be doing instead of working.” – Unknown
33. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that it’s time to start planning for the holidays.” – Unknown
34. “Tuesday is the day when I start to think about all of the things I’m grateful for.” – Unknown
35. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that I need a nap…or ten.” – Unknown
36. “Tuesday is the day when I start to think about all of the things I wish I could do but can’t.” – Unknown
37. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that I need to start working on my New Year’s resolutions.” – Unknown
38. “Tuesday is the day when I start to wonder if I’m living my best life.” – Unknown
39. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that I need to start eating healthier…again.” – Unknown
40. “Tuesday is the day when I start to think about all of the things I could do if I won the lottery.” – Unknown
41. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that I need to start exercising…again.” – Unknown
42. “Tuesday is the day when I start to think about all of the things I could be doing if I wasn’t at work.” – Unknown
43. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that I need to start saving money…again.” – Unknown
44. “Tuesday is the day when I start to think about all of the things I could do if I had more time.” – Unknown
45. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that I need to start living my best life.” – Unknown
46. “Tuesday is the day when I start to think about all of the things I could do if I wasn’t so tired.” – Unknown
47. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that I need to start taking care of myself.” – Unknown
48. “Tuesday is the day when I start to think about all of the things I could do if I wasn’t so broke.” – Unknown
49. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that I need to start pursuing my dreams.” – Unknown
50. “Tuesday is the day when I start to think about all of the things I could do if I had more motivation.” – Unknown
51. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that I need to start being more positive.” – Unknown
52. “Tuesday is the day when I start to think about all of the things I could do if I had more confidence.” – Unknown
53. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that I need to start taking risks.” – Unknown
54. “Tuesday is the day when I start to think about all of the things I could do if I wasn’t so lazy.” – Unknown
55. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that I need to start being more grateful.” – Unknown
56. “Tuesday is the day when I start to think about all of the things I could do if I had more courage.” – Unknown
57. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that I need to start being more adventurous.” – Unknown
58. “Tuesday is the day when I start to think about all of the things I could do if I wasn’t so scared.” – Unknown
59. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that I need to start being more spontaneous.” – Unknown
60. “Tuesday is the day when I start to think about all of the things I could do if I wasn’t so busy.” – Unknown
61. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that I need to start being more creative.” – Unknown
62. “Tuesday is the day when I start to think about all of the things I could do if I wasn’t so stressed.” – Unknown
63. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that I need to start being more patient.” – Unknown
64. “Tuesday is the day when I start to think about all of the things I could do if I wasn’t so distracted.” – Unknown
65. “Tuesday: The day when I realize that I need to start being more disciplined.” – Unknown
66. “Tuesday is the day when
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