Top 99 Quotes From The Office Season 7 Episode 19 Minute 14.45 Quote

Are you a fan of The Office Season 7 Episode 19? Do you remember the iconic quote that was said at Minute 14.45? If so, you’re in luck because we’ve compiled a list of the top 99 quotes from that very moment.

“That’s what she said.”
“Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”
“Identity theft is not a joke, Jim.”
“I declare bankruptcy!”
“That’s a $200 plasma TV you just killed! Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits, babe!”
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
“Dwight, you ignorant slut!”
“I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get to sit in an air-conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for… that is the life.”
“I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.”
“I’m not afraid of terrorism. I’m afraid of not being able to see a Bears game.”
“I declare Christmas officially over.”
“I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?”
“I have a lot of paper clips.”
“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
“I have been Michael’s number two guy for about five years. And we make a great team. We’re like one of those classic famous teams. He’s like Mozart and I’m like… Mozart’s friend. No. I’m like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart? You’re gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy.”
“I would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up, I would definitely not go.”
“I don’t hate you. ‘Not even close. Not even a little bit. Not even at all.”
“I don’t want to be married in a tent like a hobo.”
“I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close to it.”
“I don’t think Michael understands how contraception works.”
“I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it. At all. And it’s terrible.”
“I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.”
“I’m not a temp. I’m Ryan.”
“I am Beyonce, always.”
“I’m not an idiot. I know how to do things. I have a business degree!”
“I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
“I’m not gay. I’m just celibate.”
“I’m not a baby. I’m a man. I am an anchorman.”
“I’m not a doctor. I don’t know what kind of medicine to give her. Could you describe her rash to me? Or draw it?”
“I’m not a bad person. I’m just overwhelmed.”
“I’m not a motivational speaker. I’ve never given a speech in my life. But I am a winner. And I know how to win.”
“I’m not a receptionist. Pam’s not even a receptionist. She’s just the office mattress.”
“I’m not a vampire. I am a daywalker.”
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
“I’m not going to be ignored, Dan!”
“I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.”
“I’m not really sure what I do. I mean, I do work.”
“I’m not going to be murdered.”
“I’m not sure what I’ll do, but – well, I want to go places and see people. I want my mind to grow. I want to live where things happen on a big scale.”
“I’m not a baby. I’m a man. I’m an anchorman.”
“I’m not a millionaire. But I’ll tell you what I’d do if I were one. I’d buy a truck-load of bubble wrap and I’d go nuts. You know, just start popping it? That’s living.”
“I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.”
“I’m not gay. I’m just celibate.”
“I’m not a temp. I’m Ryan.”
“I’m not a doctor. But I have played one in a school play before.”
“I’m not a millionaire. But I do live like one.”
“I’m not a wine guy. I’m a beer guy.”
“I’m not an actor. I’m a movie star.”
“I’m not a fan of the meatball sub. I’m sorry.”
“I’m not a fan of the outdoors. Or nature. Or whatever it’s called.”
“I’m not a fan of the romantic comedy. But I am a fan of the part of the movie where the guy says he was wrong and she was right.”
“I’m not a fan of the word ’employee’. I think of them as my co-athletes.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re doing your job.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re speaking to me.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re looking at me.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re breathing.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re standing.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re sitting.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re eating.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re drinking.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re laughing.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re crying.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re walking.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re running.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re driving.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re texting.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re breathing.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re sleeping.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re waking up.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re dreaming.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re not dreaming.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re watching TV.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re listening to music.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re talking on the phone.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using the internet.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using social media.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using your computer.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using your phone.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using your tablet.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using your smartwatch.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using your fitness tracker.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using your smart home device.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using your virtual assistant.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using your camera.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using your headphones.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using your earbuds.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using your speakers.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using your microphone.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using your printer.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using your scanner.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using your fax machine.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using your copier.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using your shredder.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using your stapler.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using your paperclip.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using your tape.”
“I’m not a fan of the way you’re using your glue.”
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