Top 99 The Office Quotes For Tinder

Are you a fan of The Office? If so, you know that it’s full of hilarious one-liners and memorable quotes that are perfect for Tinder. Here are the top 99 Office quotes to use on your profile:

“Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert
“I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
“That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
“That’s what she said.” – Jim Halpert
“Well, well, well, how the turntables…” – Michael Scott
“I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?” – Kelly Kapoor
“Bippity boppity, give me the zoppity.” – Creed Bratton
“I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors in the mud and rain.” – Creed Bratton
“That’s what she said.” – Dwight Schrute
“I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.” – Ryan Howard
“I’m not saying she’s a gold digger. But she ain’t messin’ with no broke n*****s.” – Andy Bernard
“I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard
“Well, that was a freebie.” – Toby Flenderson
“I declare Christmas officially over.” – Angela Martin
“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
“I’m not superwoman. The cape is in the cleaners.” – Phyllis Vance
“I’m not a bad person. I’m a nice person with a temper.” – Pam Beesly
“I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute
“I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.” – Michael Scott
“I am Beyoncé, always.” – Michael Scott
“I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him.” – Dwight Schrute
“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not really supposed to be within 200 feet of a school.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not a fan of the tuna here.” – Andy Bernard
“I’m fast. To give you a reference point, I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… And a panther.” – Dwight Schrute
“I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.” – Michael Scott
“I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.” – Michael Scott
“I don’t want to be married in a tent like a hobo.” – Angela Martin
“I don’t understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn’t even work here.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not a fan of this plan. ‘Cause I think it sucks.” – Stanley Hudson
“I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.” – Michael Scott
“I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute
“I am Beyoncé, always.” – Michael Scott
“I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him.” – Dwight Schrute
“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not really supposed to be within 200 feet of a school.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not a fan of the tuna here.” – Andy Bernard
“I’m fast. To give you a reference point, I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… And a panther.” – Dwight Schrute
“I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.” – Michael Scott
“I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.” – Michael Scott
“I don’t want to be married in a tent like a hobo.” – Angela Martin
“I don’t understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn’t even work here.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not a fan of this plan. ‘Cause I think it sucks.” – Stanley Hudson
“I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.” – Michael Scott
“I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute
“I am Beyoncé, always.” – Michael Scott
“I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him.” – Dwight Schrute
“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not really supposed to be within 200 feet of a school.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not a fan of the tuna here.” – Andy Bernard
“I’m fast. To give you a reference point, I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… And a panther.” – Dwight Schrute
“I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.” – Michael Scott
“I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.” – Michael Scott
“I don’t want to be married in a tent like a hobo.” – Angela Martin
“I don’t understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn’t even work here.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not a fan of this plan. ‘Cause I think it sucks.” – Stanley Hudson
“I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.” – Michael Scott
“I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not a hero. I’m a mere defender of the office.” – Dwight Schrute
“I am Beyoncé, always.” – Michael Scott
“I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him.” – Dwight Schrute
“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not really supposed to be within 200 feet of a school.” – Michael Scott
“I’m not a fan of the tuna here.” – Andy Bernard
“I’m fast. To give you a reference point, I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… And a panther.” – Dwight Schrute
“I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.” – Michael Scott
“I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.” – Michael Scott
“I don’t want to be married in a tent like a hobo.” – Angela Martin
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