Top 99 Parks And Rec Senior Quotes

If you’re a fan of Parks and Recreation, then you know that the show is full of hilarious and heartwarming moments. As a senior, you may be looking for the perfect quote to sum up your high school experience. Here are the top 99 Parks and Rec senior quotes:

“I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.” – Andy Dwyer
“I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.” – Leslie Knope
“I regret nothing. The end.” – Ron Swanson
“I’m allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m a feminist, okay? I would never ever go to a strip club. I’ve gone on record that if I had to have a stripper’s name, it would be Equality.” – Leslie Knope
“I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.” – Ron Swanson
“I think it’s important to remember that you are still young and you can still do anything that you set your mind to. Unless you’re like me, and you’re not talented, and you’re not charming, and you’re not smart, and you’re not thin.” – April Ludgate
“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
“Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are what I call entrees. I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers. Air conditioners are cool blasterz, with a ‘z’ – I don’t know where that came from. I call cakes big ol’ cookies. I call noodles long-ass rice. Fried chicken is fry-fry chicky-chick. Chicken parm is chicky-chicky-parm-parm. Chicken cacciatore? Chicky-cacc.” – Tom Haverford
“I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.” – Ron Swanson
“I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.” – Leslie Knope
“I’m like a superhero, but without the powers or motivation.” – Andy Dwyer
“I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.” – Michael Scott
“I have a lot of ideas. I’m like an idea machine.” – Tom Haverford
“I don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.” – April Ludgate
“I’m allergic to jerks.” – Leslie Knope
“I’m a goddess, a glorious female warrior.” – Leslie Knope
“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing
“I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m officially excited for school to start.” – Chris Traeger
“I’m one in a million, baby.” – Tom Haverford
“I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.” – Ann Perkins
“I’m allergic to failure. I hate it so much.” – Tom Haverford
“I love games that turn people against each other.” – April Ludgate
“I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?” – Andy Dwyer
“I’m not a hero. I’m just a man who’s trying to do the right thing.” – Chris Traeger
“I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. I didn’t actually sell my bed, but I might as well have.” – Andy Dwyer
“I’m not a scientist. I’m a philosopher with a science degree.” – Ron Swanson
“I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.” – Andy Dwyer
“I’m the world’s biggest Ann Perkins fan. When she sings, I get chills. And when she talks, I get dizzy.” – Tom Haverford
“I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m not a huge fan of nature. I think trees are just the worst. They’re like broccoli, but bigger.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it’s like, okay, he’s in there.” – Andy Dwyer
“I’m not crying, okay? I’m allergic to jerks.” – Leslie Knope
“I’m allergic to cheap leather and poor people.” – Tom Haverford
“I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?” – Kelly Kapoor
“I’m not great at math, but I think we’re in the ballpark of 30,000 pancakes.” – Leslie Knope
“I’m allergic to failure. I hate it so much.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.” – Ron Swanson
“I’m not interested in caring about people.” – April Ludgate
“I’m not a superhero. I’m a super-employee.” – Leslie Knope
“I’m allergic to foods that don’t have enough salt.” – Ron Swanson
“I’m allergic to feelings.” – Ron Swanson
“I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo. They were very drunk.” – Andy Dwyer
“I’m not a scientist. I’m a philosopher with a science degree.” – Ron Swanson
“I’m allergic to gluten. I’m also allergic to nuts. And dairy. And soy. And shellfish. And eggs. And bananas. And spinach. And broccoli. And most fruits.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m allergic to negativity.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m allergic to the sun.” – April Ludgate
“I’m allergic to liars.” – Leslie Knope
“I’m allergic to stingy people.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m allergic to funerals.” – Leslie Knope
“I’m allergic to people who don’t take me seriously.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m allergic to crappy reality shows.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m allergic to people who don’t know how to have fun.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m allergic to people who don’t like me.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m allergic to people who don’t like me.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m allergic to people who make me feel bad about myself.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m allergic to people who don’t appreciate good food.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m allergic to people who don’t believe in me.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m allergic to people who don’t have a sense of humor.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m allergic to people who don’t know how to dress.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m allergic to people who are always negative.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m allergic to people who don’t know how to have fun.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m allergic to people who don’t appreciate good music.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m allergic to people who don’t take risks.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m allergic to people who don’t know how to relax.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m allergic to people who don’t know how to enjoy life.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m allergic to people who don’t know how to dance.” – Tom Haverford
“I’m allergic to people who don’t know how to love.” – Tom Haverford
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