Top 99 New Year's Quotes For 2021 Funny

Top 99 New Year's Quotes For 2021 Funny

If you’re looking for some funny New Year’s quotes to bring a smile to your face as you ring in 2021, then you’re in luck! We’ve compiled a list of the top 99 New Year’s quotes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

1. “My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating. I’ll start tomorrow.”
2. “This year, I’m going to be a better person. I’m going to start by being nicer to myself and cutting myself some slack. After all, I’m pretty awesome.”
3. “I’m not making any New Year’s resolutions this year. I’m just going to wing it and see what happens.”
4. “May your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”
5. “I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.”
6. “My New Year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.”
7. “I’m not going to change who I am just because it’s a new year. If you want me to change, then you’re going to have to accept me for who I am.”
8. “My New Year’s resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.”
9. “I can’t wait to see what the New Year brings. Hopefully, more wine and fewer hangovers.”
10. “My New Year’s resolution is to stop using the word ‘literally’ so much. I literally use it like all the time.”
11. “Here’s to a New Year’s resolution that I can actually keep: I’m going to start drinking more water. Just kidding, I’m going to start drinking more wine.”
12. “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”
13. “My New Year’s resolution is to be more productive by spending less time on social media. Wait, let me just check Facebook one more time.”
14. “I’m not going to let age change me this New Year. I’m going to stay the same annoying person I’ve always been.”
15. “My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating. I’ll start tomorrow.”
16. “I’m not making any new resolutions for the New Year. I’m perfectly fine with my flaws and I’m not changing for anyone.”
17. “This year, I’m going to be a better person. I’m going to start by being nicer to myself and cutting myself some slack. After all, I’m pretty awesome.”
18. “My New Year’s resolution is to stop being so damn perfect. I mean, I can’t help it, but I’ll try.”
19. “I’m not going to change who I am just because it’s a new year. If you want me to change, then you’re going to have to accept me for who I am.”
20. “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”
21. “My New Year’s resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.”
22. “I can’t wait to see what the New Year brings. Hopefully, more wine and fewer hangovers.”
23. “My New Year’s resolution is to stop using the word ‘literally’ so much. I literally use it like all the time.”
24. “Here’s to a New Year’s resolution that I can actually keep: I’m going to start drinking more water. Just kidding, I’m going to start drinking more wine.”
25. “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”
26. “My New Year’s resolution is to be more productive by spending less time on social media. Wait, let me just check Facebook one more time.”
27. “I’m not going to let age change me this New Year. I’m going to stay the same annoying person I’ve always been.”
28. “This year, I’m going to be a better person. I’m going to start by being nicer to myself and cutting myself some slack. After all, I’m pretty awesome.”
29. “My New Year’s resolution is to stop being so damn perfect. I mean, I can’t help it, but I’ll try.”
30. “I’m not going to change who I am just because it’s a new year. If you want me to change, then you’re going to have to accept me for who I am.”
31. “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”
32. “My New Year’s resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.”
33. “I can’t wait to see what the New Year brings. Hopefully, more wine and fewer hangovers.”
34. “My New Year’s resolution is to stop using the word ‘literally’ so much. I literally use it like all the time.”
35. “Here’s to a New Year’s resolution that I can actually keep: I’m going to start drinking more water. Just kidding, I’m going to start drinking more wine.”
36. “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”
37. “My New Year’s resolution is to be more productive by spending less time on social media. Wait, let me just check Facebook one more time.”
38. “I’m not going to let age change me this New Year. I’m going to stay the same annoying person I’ve always been.”
39. “This year, I’m going to be a better person. I’m going to start by being nicer to myself and cutting myself some slack. After all, I’m pretty awesome.”
40. “My New Year’s resolution is to stop being so damn perfect. I mean, I can’t help it, but I’ll try.”
41. “I’m not going to change who I am just because it’s a new year. If you want me to change, then you’re going to have to accept me for who I am.”
42. “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”
43. “My New Year’s resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.”
44. “I can’t wait to see what the New Year brings. Hopefully, more wine and fewer hangovers.”
45. “My New Year’s resolution is to stop using the word ‘literally’ so much. I literally use it like all the time.”
46. “Here’s to a New Year’s resolution that I can actually keep: I’m going to start drinking more water. Just kidding, I’m going to start drinking more wine.”
47. “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”
48. “My New Year’s resolution is to be more productive by spending less time on social media. Wait, let me just check Facebook one more time.”
49. “I’m not going to let age change me this New Year. I’m going to stay the same annoying person I’ve always been.”
50. “This year, I’m going to be a better person. I’m going to start by being nicer to myself and cutting myself some slack. After all, I’m pretty awesome.”
51. “My New Year’s resolution is to stop being so damn perfect. I mean, I can’t help it, but I’ll try.”
52. “I’m not going to change who I am just because it’s a new year. If you want me to change, then you’re going to have to accept me for who I am.”
53. “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”
54. “My New Year’s resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.”
55. “I can’t wait to see what the New Year brings. Hopefully, more wine and fewer hangovers.”
56. “My New Year’s resolution is to stop using the word ‘literally’ so much. I literally use it like all the time.”
57. “Here’s to a New Year’s resolution that I can actually keep: I’m going to start drinking more water. Just kidding, I’m going to start drinking more wine.”
58. “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”
59. “My New Year’s resolution is to be more productive by spending less time on social media. Wait, let me just check Facebook one more time.”
60. “I’m not going to let age change me this New Year. I’m going to stay the same annoying person I’ve always been.”
61. “This year, I’m going to be a better person. I’m going to start by being nicer to myself and cutting myself some slack. After all, I’m pretty awesome.”
62. “My New Year’s resolution is to stop being so damn perfect. I mean, I can’t help it, but I’ll try.”
63. “I’m not going to change who I am just because it