Top 99 Funny Snow Quotes For Instagram
Winter is here, and it’s time to embrace the snow! Whether you’re hitting the slopes or snuggled up by the fire, a funny snow quote on your Instagram post can add some humor to the season. Check out our top 99 funny snow quotes for Instagram below.
1. “Snowflakes are kisses from heaven.” – Unknown 2. “I love snow for the same reason I love Christmas: It brings people together while time stands still.” – Rachel Cohn 3. “If snowflakes were kisses, I’d send you a blizzard.” – Unknown 4. “The first snow is like the first love: Do you remember your first snow?” – Lara Biyuts 5. “I’m sorry for the things I said when it was winter.” – Unknown 6. “Snowmen fall from heaven…unassembled.” – Unknown 7. “The only thing getting lit this weekend are my Christmas tree lights.” – Unknown 8. “Dear snow, I think we should see other seasons…it’s not me, it’s you.” – Unknown 9. “In the winter, I plot and plan. In the spring, I move.” – Henry Rollins 10. “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.” – Unknown 11. “I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am at skiing.” – Unknown 12. “If there’s snow outside, it’s a good day to stay inside and be lazy.” – Unknown 13. “Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…somewhere else.” – Unknown 14. “I have a love/hate relationship with snow. I love to watch it fall, but I hate to shovel it.” – Unknown 15. “When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.” – Unknown 16. “The best way to keep warm in the winter is to be a snowbird and fly south.” – Unknown 17. “If you’re not a little scared when you ski, you’re not skiing fast enough.” – Unknown 18. “Snowflakes are one of nature’s most fragile things, but just look what they can do when they stick together.” – Vesta M. Kelly 19. “Let’s get frosty.” – Unknown 20. “The only thing better than a snow day is a snow weekend.” – Unknown 21. “I wasn’t made for winter, I want my flip flops back.” – Unknown 22. “I love the smell of snow in the morning.” – Unknown 23. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for fresh powder.” – Unknown 24. “Hot cocoa and fuzzy socks are the best parts of winter.” – Unknown 25. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about skiing.” – Unknown 26. “Let’s build a snowman and then ignore him for the rest of winter.” – Unknown 27. “Skiing is the next best thing to having wings.” – Oprah Winfrey 28. “I’m not lazy, I’m conserving energy for the winter.” – Unknown 29. “The only thing worse than being cold is being cold and bored.” – Unknown 30. “I love winter because it gives us more reasons to cuddle.” – Unknown 31. “I’m not afraid of heights, I’m afraid of falling…and I’ll be falling a lot on the ski slopes.” – Unknown 32. “Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads.” – Unknown 33. “I’m not antisocial, I’m anti-cold.” – Unknown 34. “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is by singing loud for all to hear…or by skiing down the mountain.” – Elf (movie) 35. “I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.” – Unknown 36. “I like my coffee like I like my winter: Dark, bitter, and never-ending.” – Unknown 37. “Winter is not a season, it’s a celebration.” – Anamika Mishra 38. “I’m not a snowflake, I’m a snowball.” – Unknown 39. “Let’s go make some memories in the snow.” – Unknown 40. “I don’t always ski, but when I do, I prefer to do it with style.” – Unknown 41. “Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home.” – Edith Sitwell 42. “I’m not saying let’s go skiing, I’m saying let’s go on an adventure.” – Unknown 43. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for fresh powder.” – Unknown 44. “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.” – Unknown 45. “I’d rather be skiing than adulting.” – Unknown 46. “I’m not a morning person, but I am a coffee person…especially on snow days.” – Unknown 47. “I’m so excited for winter, I could ski down the hallway.” – Unknown 48. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for first tracks.” – Unknown 49. “I’m not saying I’m Batman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room.” – Unknown 50. “I’m not a snowflake, I’m a snow angel.” – Unknown 51. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a fresh coat of snow.” – Unknown 52. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a snowball fight.” – Unknown 53. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a powder day.” – Unknown 54. “I’m not saying I’m Spiderman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Spiderman in the same room.” – Unknown 55. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a sunrise on the mountain.” – Unknown 56. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a snow-covered landscape.” – Unknown 57. “I’m not saying I’m Superman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Superman in the same room.” – Unknown 58. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a hot cup of cocoa.” – Unknown 59. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a snowman-building contest.” – Unknown 60. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a snow-covered trail.” – Unknown 61. “I’m not saying I’m the Hulk, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and the Hulk in the same room.” – Unknown 62. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a snow-covered tree.” – Unknown 63. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a winter wonderland.” – Unknown 64. “I’m not saying I’m Ironman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Ironman in the same room.” – Unknown 65. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a ski lesson.” – Unknown 66. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a snow-covered mountain.” – Unknown 67. “I’m not saying I’m Thor, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Thor in the same room.” – Unknown 68. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a sledding adventure.” – Unknown 69. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a snow-covered cabin.” – Unknown 70. “I’m not saying I’m Captain America, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Captain America in the same room.” – Unknown 71. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a snow-covered lake.” – Unknown 72. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a snow-covered city.” – Unknown 73. “I’m not saying I’m Black Widow, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Black Widow in the same room.” – Unknown 74. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a snow-covered rooftop.” – Unknown 75. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a snow-covered bridge.” – Unknown 76. “I’m not saying I’m Hawkeye, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Hawkeye in the same room.” – Unknown 77. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a snow-covered hill.” – Unknown 78. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a snow-covered park.” – Unknown 79. “I’m not saying I’m Antman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Antman in the same room.” – Unknown 80. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for a snow-covered playground.” – Unknown 81. “I
