99 Funny Quotes About Turning 30

If you’re approaching your 30th birthday or know someone who is, it’s time to embrace the milestone with humor! Here are 99 funny quotes about turning 30:

“Thirty – the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to know, a thinning briefcase of enthusiasm, thinning hair.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
“The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary.” – Arthur Schopenhauer
“I’m not 30. I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.” – Unknown
“Thirty isn’t old, it’s just a young person’s idea of old.” – Unknown
“At 30, you finally start to catch up to those dreams you’ve been chasing for the past decade.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m 29.95 plus tax.” – Unknown
“Turning 30 is like playing musical chairs. The music stops, and everyone just marries whoever they happen to be sitting on.” – Laura Prepon
“Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.” – Will Rogers
“I’m not 30, I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.” – Unknown
“Thirty is the new 20, except with more bills and a slower metabolism.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m just 29.95 plus shipping and handling.” – Unknown
“Thirty flirty and thriving.” – Jennifer Garner in “13 Going On 30”
“Turning 30 is like graduating from college. You’re young enough to be excited about the future, but old enough to know you’re going to need a drink.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30. I’m 29.95, plus shipping and handling.” – Unknown
“When you turn 30, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.” – Blair Sabol
“I’m not 30, I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.” – Unknown
“Thirty is the age when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.” – Caryn Leschen
“I’m not 30, I’m 29.95 plus tax.” – Unknown
“At 30, you realize that you’re not indestructible anymore, but you’re still young enough to have some fun.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m just $29.95 plus shipping and handling.” – Unknown
“Thirty, flirty, and still figuring it all out.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30. I’m 29.95 plus shipping and handling.” – Unknown
“At 30, you finally start to figure out what you want to be when you grow up.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.” – Unknown
“Thirty is a good time to start thinking about your future, because you’re going to spend the rest of your life there.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m just 29.95 plus tax.” – Unknown
“At 30, you stop worrying about what other people think and start worrying about what’s going to happen to your knees.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.” – Unknown
“Thirty is the age when you start to realize that you’re not going to live forever, so you might as well enjoy yourself.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m 29.95 plus tax.” – Unknown
“At 30, you finally start to embrace your inner old person.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m just 29.95 plus shipping and handling.” – Unknown
“Thirty is the age when you start to realize that you’re not going to be able to eat like you used to.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.” – Unknown
“Turning 30 is like a new start in life. Just with more wrinkles.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m 29.95 plus tax.” – Unknown
“At 30, you start to realize that you need more sleep than you used to.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m just 29.95 plus shipping and handling.” – Unknown
“Thirty is the age when you start to realize that you can’t party like you used to.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.” – Unknown
“Turning 30 is like a wake-up call. You realize that life is short, and you need to start living it to the fullest.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m 29.95 plus tax.” – Unknown
“At 30, you start to realize that you’re not going to be able to do everything you wanted to do in life.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m just 29.95 plus shipping and handling.” – Unknown
“Thirty is the age when you start to realize that you’re not as cool as you used to be.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.” – Unknown
“Turning 30 is like a second puberty. You’re not quite sure what’s happening to your body, but you know it’s not good.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m 29.95 plus tax.” – Unknown
“At 30, you start to realize that you’re not going to be able to keep up with the young people anymore.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m just 29.95 plus shipping and handling.” – Unknown
“Thirty is the age when you start to realize that you’re not going to be able to wear the same clothes you used to.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.” – Unknown
“Turning 30 is like a mid-life crisis, without the money or the sports car.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m 29.95 plus tax.” – Unknown
“At 30, you start to realize that you’re not going to be able to drink like you used to.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m just 29.95 plus shipping and handling.” – Unknown
“Thirty is the age when you start to realize that you’re not going to be able to stay up all night anymore.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.” – Unknown
“Turning 30 is like a rite of passage. You’re not quite sure what it means, but you know it’s important.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m 29.95 plus tax.” – Unknown
“At 30, you start to realize that you’re not going to be able to eat junk food all the time.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m just 29.95 plus shipping and handling.” – Unknown
“Thirty is the age when you start to realize that you’re not going to be able to keep up with the latest trends.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.” – Unknown
“Turning 30 is like a milestone. You’re not quite sure what you’re supposed to do, but you know you’re supposed to do something.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m 29.95 plus tax.” – Unknown
“At 30, you start to realize that you’re not going to be able to party all night and still look good in the morning.” – Unknown
“I’m not 30, I’m just 29.95 plus shipping and handling.” – Unknown
“Thirty is the age when you start to realize that

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