Funny Quotes About Missing Someone

Here are the top 99 funny quotes about missing someone:

“I miss you like an idiot misses the point.”
“I miss you so much, I think I’m starting to like other people.”
“I miss you like a fat kid misses cake.”
“I miss you like a squirrel misses its nuts.”
“I miss you like a dog misses its tail.”
“I miss you like a hamster misses its wheel.”
“I miss you like a plant misses the sun.”
“I miss you like a bee misses its hive.”
“I miss you like a fish misses water.”
“I miss you like a bird misses its wings.”
“I miss you like a kangaroo misses its pouch.”
“I miss you like a snail misses its shell.”
“I miss you like a turtle misses its shell.”
“I miss you like a bat misses the night sky.”
“I miss you like a worm misses the dirt.”
“I miss you like a bear misses its cave.”
“I miss you like a lion misses its pride.”
“I miss you like a whale misses the ocean.”
“I miss you like a giraffe misses its neck.”
“I miss you like a horse misses its stable.”
“I miss you like a monkey misses its banana.”
“I miss you like a panda misses its bamboo.”
“I miss you like a penguin misses the cold.”
“I miss you like a shark misses its teeth.”
“I miss you like a snake misses its skin.”
“I miss you like a spider misses its web.”
“I miss you like a tiger misses its stripes.”
“I miss you like a wolf misses its pack.”
“I miss you like a zebra misses its stripes.”
“I miss you like a fire misses its heat.”
“I miss you like a rainbow misses its colors.”
“I miss you like a snowman misses its nose.”
“I miss you like a superhero misses its powers.”
“I miss you like a vampire misses its fangs.”
“I miss you like a wizard misses its wand.”
“I miss you like a zombie misses its brains.”
“I miss you like a clock misses its tick.”
“I miss you like a compass misses its north.”
“I miss you like a flashlight misses its batteries.”
“I miss you like a map misses its directions.”
“I miss you like a phone misses its charger.”
“I miss you like a plane misses its runway.”
“I miss you like a train misses its tracks.”
“I miss you like a car misses its gas.”
“I miss you like a computer misses its power.”
“I miss you like a game misses its controller.”
“I miss you like a guitar misses its strings.”
“I miss you like a movie misses its plot.”
“I miss you like a song misses its lyrics.”
“I miss you like a book misses its pages.”
“I miss you like a camera misses its lens.”
“I miss you like a microphone misses its sound.”
“I miss you like a pen misses its ink.”
“I miss you like a puzzle misses its pieces.”
“I miss you like a radio misses its signal.”
“I miss you like a television misses its picture.”
“I miss you like a toaster misses its bread.”
“I miss you like a vacuum misses its dirt.”
“I miss you like a wallet misses its money.”
“I miss you like a watch misses its time.”
“I miss you like a bike misses its pedals.”
“I miss you like a boat misses its oars.”
“I miss you like a camera misses its memory card.”
“I miss you like a car misses its brakes.”
“I miss you like a chair misses its legs.”
“I miss you like a clock misses its hands.”
“I miss you like a coat misses its zipper.”
“I miss you like a coffee cup misses its handle.”
“I miss you like a door misses its knob.”
“I miss you like a hat misses its brim.”
“I miss you like a phone misses its screen.”
“I miss you like a pillow misses its stuffing.”
“I miss you like a shoe misses its laces.”
“I miss you like a stove misses its burners.”
“I miss you like a table misses its legs.”
“I miss you like a toothbrush misses its bristles.”
“I miss you like a tree misses its leaves.”
“I miss you like a truck misses its wheels.”
“I miss you like a vase misses its flowers.”
“I miss you like a wallet misses its credit cards.”
“I miss you like a washing machine misses its spin cycle.”
“I miss you like a window misses its glass.”
“I miss you like a chair misses its cushion.”
“I miss you like a clock misses its chime.”
“I miss you like a computer misses its keyboard.”
“I miss you like a cup misses its saucer.”
“I miss you like a door misses its hinges.”
“I miss you like a fan misses its blades.”
“I miss you like a guitar misses its pick.”
“I miss you like a hat misses its band.”
“I miss you like a keyboard misses its keys.”
“I miss you like a lamp misses its shade.”
“I miss you like a mirror misses its reflection.”
“I miss you like a mouse misses its cheese.”
“I miss you like a pen misses its cap.”
“I miss you like a phone misses its ringtone.”
“I miss you like a piano misses its keys.”
“I miss you like a plant misses its soil.”
“I miss you like a printer misses its ink.”
“I miss you like a raincoat misses its hood.”
“I miss you like a remote misses its batteries.”
“I miss you like a rug misses its fringe.”
“I miss you like a sandwich misses its bread.”
“I miss you like a shower misses its water.”
“I miss you like a sock misses its mate.”
“I miss you like a spoon misses its bowl.”
“I miss you like a stapler misses its staples.”
“I miss you like a table misses its tablecloth.”
“I miss you like a towel misses its rack.”
“I miss you like a umbrella misses its handle.”
“I miss you like a video game misses its controller.”
“I miss you like a wallet misses its wallet chain.”
“I miss you like a watch misses its band.”
“I miss you like a wheel misses its axle.”
“I miss you like a window misses its sill.”

Here are the top 10 ideas and tips for celebrating “Funny Quotes About Missing Someone”:

Host a movie night with your friends and watch romantic comedies that feature characters missing each other.
Organize a virtual game night with your loved ones and play games that involve guessing, such as charades or Pictionary.
Create a funny meme or GIF that features one of the quotes about missing someone.
Send a care package with funny items such as a plush toy that looks like the person you miss or a funny mug with a quote.
Write a humorous letter to the person you miss, detailing all the ways you’ve been coping without them.
Make a video montage of funny moments you’ve shared with the person you miss and send it to them.
Host a karaoke night and sing songs that relate to missing someone, such as “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston.
Have a funny photoshoot with your friends, featuring props that relate to missing someone, such as a cardboard cutout of the person you miss.
Create a funny playlist featuring songs that relate to missing someone, such as “Ain’t No Sunshine” by Bill Withers.
Host a virtual book club and read books that feature characters who are missing someone, such as “The Time Traveler’s Wife” by Audrey Niffenegger.