Top 99 Funny Happy Anniversary Quotes To Couple

Top 99 Funny Happy Anniversary Quotes To Couple

Are you looking for some hilarious quotes to celebrate your anniversary with your significant other? Look no further! Here are the top 99 funny happy anniversary quotes for couples:

1. “Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown
2. “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
3. “I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary. She said, ‘Just surprise me.’ So I took her to the airport.” – Anonymous
4. “Marriage is a workshop… where husband works and wife shops.” – Unknown
5. “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin
6. “I’m still wearing the smile you gave me on our wedding day.” – Unknown
7. “Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.” – Evelyn Hendrickson
8. “My husband and I have never considered divorce… murder sometimes, but never divorce.” – Joyce Brothers
9. “Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.” – Unknown
10. “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
11. “Marriage is a partnership in which one person is always right and the other is the wife.” – Unknown
12. “I love you even though you fart in your sleep.” – Unknown
13. “Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.” – Unknown
14. “I’m still convinced that you’re my better half.” – Unknown
15. “Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.” – Unknown
16. “I love you more than chocolate, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
17. “Marriage is like a game of chess. One wrong move and you’re mated.” – Unknown
18. “I love you more than pizza, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
19. “Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with two hearts and a diamond, and end up with a club and a spade.” – Unknown
20. “I love you more than wine, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
21. “Marriage is like a tornado. In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end, someone loses a house.” – Unknown
22. “I love you more than bacon, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
23. “Marriage is like a phone call in the night. First, the ring, and then you wake up.” – Unknown
24. “I love you more than tacos, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
25. “Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.” – Unknown
26. “I love you more than ice cream, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
27. “Marriage is like a game of poker. You start out with a pair, and end up with a full house.” – Unknown
28. “I love you more than Netflix, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
29. “Marriage is like a diet. You start out with a lot of enthusiasm, but eventually give in to the temptation.” – Unknown
30. “I love you more than donuts, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
31. “Marriage is like a roller coaster. It has its ups and downs, and sometimes makes you want to throw up.” – Unknown
32. “I love you more than beer, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
33. “Marriage is like a traffic jam. You’re stuck in it for a while, but eventually you get to your destination.” – Unknown
34. “I love you more than Harry Potter, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
35. “Marriage is like a zoo. You have to feed the animals every day.” – Unknown
36. “I love you more than Star Wars, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
37. “Marriage is like a library. You never know what kind of books you’re going to get.” – Unknown
38. “I love you more than Game of Thrones, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
39. “Marriage is like a garden. You have to water it every day.” – Unknown
40. “I love you more than The Office, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
41. “Marriage is like a train. You have to keep it on track.” – Unknown
42. “I love you more than Friends, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
43. “Marriage is like a bank account. You have to keep putting in to get something out.” – Unknown
44. “I love you more than Stranger Things, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
45. “Marriage is like a puzzle. You have to fit all the pieces together.” – Unknown
46. “I love you more than The Simpsons, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
47. “Marriage is like a marathon. You have to keep running, even when you don’t want to.” – Unknown
48. “I love you more than Spongebob, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
49. “Marriage is like a symphony. You have to work together to create something beautiful.” – Unknown
50. “I love you more than The Big Bang Theory, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
51. “Marriage is like a recipe. You have to follow the instructions to get it right.” – Unknown
52. “I love you more than Parks and Recreation, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
53. “Marriage is like a hike. You have to keep going, even when the path gets rough.” – Unknown
54. “I love you more than The Walking Dead, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
55. “Marriage is like a dance. You have to be in sync to make it work.” – Unknown
56. “I love you more than The Bachelor, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
57. “Marriage is like a painting. You have to keep adding layers to make it beautiful.” – Unknown
58. “I love you more than Grey’s Anatomy, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
59. “Marriage is like a symposium. You have to listen and learn from each other.” – Unknown
60. “I love you more than This Is Us, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
61. “Marriage is like a puzzle. You have to figure out how to fit all the pieces together.” – Unknown
62. “I love you more than The Voice, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
63. “Marriage is like a game of golf. You have to keep swinging until you get it right.” – Unknown
64. “I love you more than Survivor, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
65. “Marriage is like a recipe. You have to add the right ingredients to make it work.” – Unknown
66. “I love you more than American Idol, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
67. “Marriage is like a garden. You have to pull the weeds to make it flourish.” – Unknown
68. “I love you more than Dancing With The Stars, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
69. “Marriage is like a game of chess. You have to think before you make a move.” – Unknown
70. “I love you more than The Amazing Race, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
71. “Marriage is like a journey. You have to enjoy the ride.” – Unknown
72. “I love you more than MasterChef, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Unknown
73. “Marriage