Top 99 Funny Christmas Sayings For Signs

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Top 99 Funny Christmas Sayings For Signs

Looking for some hilarious Christmas sayings to put on your signs this year? Look no further than this list of 99 funny Christmas sayings for signs!

  1. “Dear Santa, I can explain…”
  2. “All I want for Christmas is for this year to be over.”
  3. “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”
  4. “I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
  5. “Merry everything and happy always!”
  6. “I’m not short, I’m elf-sized.”
  7. “Christmas calories don’t count.”
  8. “Jingle all the way, and then some.”
  9. “I’m the reason Santa has a naughty list.”
  10. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about Christmas.”
  11. “All I want for Christmas is for people to stop asking me what I want.”
  12. “I don’t always bake cookies, but when I do, I eat them all.”
  13. “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to sing loud for all to hear…or put it on a sign.”
  14. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas bonus.”
  15. “I’m dreaming of a silent night, but my family is really loud.”
  16. “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white is gone, can I get a refund?”
  17. “I’m not lazy, I’m in energy-saving mode for the holidays.”
  18. “You can tell a lot about a person by the way they decorate their Christmas tree.”
  19. “All I want for Christmas is for someone else to wrap my presents.”
  20. “I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.”
  21. “I’m dreaming of a white wine Christmas.”
  22. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas without my in-laws.”
  23. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where the only snowflakes are on my sweater.”
  24. “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try again…or just buy it on Amazon.”
  25. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where the only thing frozen is my margarita.”
  26. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
  27. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to cook.”
  28. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to wear pants.”
  29. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about everything.”
  30. “I’m dreaming of a white chocolate mocha.”
  31. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where my bank account isn’t empty.”
  32. “I’m not procrastinating, I’m just prioritizing my Christmas movie marathon.”
  33. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to wrap any presents.”
  34. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to clean up after anyone.”
  35. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.”
  36. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where my credit card isn’t maxed out.”
  37. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where my cat doesn’t knock over the tree.”
  38. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about everything related to Christmas.”
  39. “I’m dreaming of a white elephant gift exchange.”
  40. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where my kids actually listen to me.”
  41. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to wear a bra.”
  42. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about what to watch on Christmas Day.”
  43. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to clean up wrapping paper.”
  44. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to see any of my exes.”
  45. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for Christmas dinner.”
  46. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to go to any parties.”
  47. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where my boss gives me a raise.”
  48. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right that Die Hard is a Christmas movie.”
  49. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to share my dessert.”
  50. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to pretend to like fruitcake.”
  51. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about what to put on the Christmas playlist.”
  52. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to cook a turkey.”
  53. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to explain why I’m still single.”
  54. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to wear pants with buttons.”
  55. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about how to decorate the tree.”
  56. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where my kids don’t ask for anything expensive.”
  57. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to wear a suit.”
  58. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about how to make the perfect hot cocoa.”
  59. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to deal with any drama.”
  60. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to leave the house.”
  61. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where my dog doesn’t eat any ornaments.”
  62. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about what to put in the Christmas stockings.”
  63. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to wear a tie.”
  64. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where my in-laws don’t come over.”
  65. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about what to put on the Christmas dinner menu.”
  66. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to wear shoes.”
  67. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to wrap any presents.”
  68. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about the best Christmas movie.”
  69. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to share my wine.”
  70. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to be nice to anyone.”
  71. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about what to put in the Christmas card.”
  72. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to wear makeup.”
  73. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to hear any Christmas music.”
  74. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about what to put in the Christmas morning breakfast.”
  75. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to see anyone I went to high school with.”
  76. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to wear a dress.”
  77. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about what to put in the Christmas cookie jar.”
  78. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to hear any carolers.”
  79. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to wear a tie.”
  80. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about what to put on the Christmas party playlist.”
  81. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to wear jeans.”
  82. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to hear any sleigh bells.”
  83. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about what to put in the Christmas gift baskets.”
  84. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to wear a sweater.”
  85. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to hear any children’s choirs.”
  86. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about what to put in the Christmas stocking for the dog.”
  87. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to wear socks.”
  88. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to hear any Christmas bells.”
  89. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about what to put in the Christmas stocking for the cat.”
  90. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to wear a coat.”
  91. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to hear any Christmas carols.”
  92. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about what to put in the Christmas stocking for the hamster.”
  93. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to wear a hat.”
  94. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to hear any Christmas bells.”
  95. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about what to put in the Christmas stocking for the goldfish.”
  96. “I’m dreaming of a Christmas where I don’t have to wear gloves.”
  97. “I’m
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