Top 99 Funny Christmas Messages For Colleagues

Looking for some hilarious ways to spread holiday cheer among your colleagues? Check out these 99 funny Christmas messages that are sure to make your coworkers laugh!

“Why did Santa go to school for music? So he could improve his wrapping skills!”
“What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!”
“Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ‘ho ho ho!'”
“What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!”
“Why did the Grinch rob the liquor store? To make a Whoville Martini!”
“Why did Santa bring a ladder to the party? Because the drinks were on the house!”
“Why did Santa cross the road? To get to the ho-ho-ho side!”
“What do you call an elf who can sing and dance? Elfis!”
“Why did Rudolph get a ticket? He was caught speeding on the sleigh way!”
“What do you call a snowman with a carrot for a nose? Frosty the Snownose!”
“Why did Santa get a parking ticket? He parked in a snow emergency zone!”
“Why did the elf go to the doctor? Because he had a low elf-esteem!”
“What do you call an elf who tells jokes? A real Christmas card!”
“Why did Santa go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the Claus!”
“What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate Clauses!”
“Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed to be trimmed!”
“What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!”
“Why did Santa bring a ladder to the party? Because the drinks were on the house!”
“Why did Santa cross the road? To get to the ho-ho-ho side!”
“What do you call an elf who can sing and dance? Elfis!”
“Why did Rudolph get a ticket? He was caught speeding on the sleigh way!”
“What do you call a snowman with a carrot for a nose? Frosty the Snownose!”
“Why did Santa get a parking ticket? He parked in a snow emergency zone!”
“Why did the elf go to the doctor? Because he had a low elf-esteem!”
“What do you call an elf who tells jokes? A real Christmas card!”
“Why did Santa go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the Claus!”
“What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate Clauses!”
“Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed to be trimmed!”
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes!”
“What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!”
“Why did the snowman go to the bank? To get his carrot deposited!”
“Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve? He parked in a snow emergency zone!”
“Why did the Christmas cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!”
“What do you call a Christmas wreath made out of $100 bills? The Yule-tide!”
“Why did the Christmas tree go to the gym? To work on its trunk!”
“What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!”
“Why did Santa bring a ladder to the party? Because the drinks were on the house!”
“Why did Santa cross the road? To get to the ho-ho-ho side!”
“What do you call an elf who can sing and dance? Elfis!”
“Why did Rudolph get a ticket? He was caught speeding on the sleigh way!”
“What do you call a snowman with a carrot for a nose? Frosty the Snownose!”
“Why did Santa get a parking ticket? He parked in a snow emergency zone!”
“Why did the elf go to the doctor? Because he had a low elf-esteem!”
“What do you call an elf who tells jokes? A real Christmas card!”
“Why did Santa go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the Claus!”
“What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate Clauses!”
“Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed to be trimmed!”
“Why did the snowman refuse to wear a scarf? He was already too wrapped up!”
“Why did the Christmas cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!”
“Why did the Christmas tree go to the gym? To work on its trunk!”
“What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!”
“Why did Santa bring a ladder to the party? Because the drinks were on the house!”
“Why did Santa cross the road? To get to the ho-ho-ho side!”
“What do you call an elf who can sing and dance? Elfis!”
“Why did Rudolph get a ticket? He was caught speeding on the sleigh way!”
“What do you call a snowman with a carrot for a nose? Frosty the Snownose!”
“Why did Santa get a parking ticket? He parked in a snow emergency zone!”
“Why did the elf go to the doctor? Because he had a low elf-esteem!”
“What do you call an elf who tells jokes? A real Christmas card!”
“Why did Santa go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the Claus!”
“What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate Clauses!”
“Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed to be trimmed!”
“Why did the snowman refuse to wear a scarf? He was already too wrapped up!”
“Why did the Christmas cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!”
“Why did the Christmas tree go to the gym? To work on its trunk!”
“What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!”
“Why did Santa bring a ladder to the party? Because the drinks were on the house!”
“Why did Santa cross the road? To get to the ho-ho-ho side!”
“What do you call an elf who can sing and dance? Elfis!”
“Why did Rudolph get a ticket? He was caught speeding on the sleigh way!”
“What do you call a snowman with a carrot for a nose? Frosty the Snownose!”
“Why did Santa get a parking ticket? He parked in a snow emergency zone!”
“Why did the elf go to the doctor? Because he had a low elf-esteem!”
“What do you call an elf who tells jokes? A real Christmas card!”
“Why did Santa go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the Claus!”
“What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate Clauses!”
“Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed to be trimmed!”
“Why did the snowman refuse to wear a scarf? He was already too wrapped up!”
“Why did the Christmas cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!”
“Why did the Christmas tree go to the gym? To work on its trunk!”
“What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!”
“Why did Santa bring a ladder to the party? Because the drinks were on the house!”
“Why did Santa cross the road? To get to the ho-ho-ho side!”
“What do you call an elf who can

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