Top 99 Funny Australian Sayings And Quotes

Top 99 Funny Australian Sayings And Quotes

Looking for a good laugh? Check out these top 99 funny Australian sayings and quotes that will have you chuckling in no time!

1. “Fair dinkum!”

2. “No worries, mate!”

3. “She’ll be right!”

4. “G’Day, mate!”

5. “How ya goin’?”

6. “He’s a few stubbies short of a six-pack.”

7. “It’s like a chook with its head cut off.”

8. “Flat out like a lizard drinking.”

9. “As dry as a dead dingo’s donger.”

10. “I’m so hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck.”

11. “That’s as useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest.”

12. “She’s apples.”

13. “Throw another shrimp on the barbie.”

14. “Up shit creek without a paddle.”

15. “He’s got kangaroos loose in the top paddock.”

16. “It’s a bit of a sausage fest.”

17. “I’m as full as a goog.”

18. “He’s a few sandwiches short of a picnic.”

19. “He’s got rocks in his head.”

20. “It’s like a possum in headlights.”

21. “I’m as mad as a cut snake.”

22. “He’s a bit of a drongo.”

23. “He’s got a few roos loose in the top paddock.”

24. “I’m as happy as a pig in mud.”

25. “I’m as dry as a nun’s nasty.”

26. “He’s a bit of a dag.”

27. “It’s like a frog in a sock.”

28. “I’m as full as a centipede’s sock drawer.”

29. “It’s like a dog’s breakfast.”

30. “He’s got a face like a dropped pie.”

31. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.”

32. “It’s like a cork in the ocean.”

33. “I’m as busy as a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad.”

34. “She’s as rough as guts.”

35. “It’s like a bull at a gate.”

36. “I’m as busy as a cat burying shit.”

37. “He’s got a head like a dropped pie.”

38. “It’s like a rat up a drainpipe.”

39. “I’m as happy as Larry.”

40. “It’s like a moth to a flame.”

41. “He’s got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.”

42. “It’s like a fish out of water.”

43. “I’m as full as a fat lady’s sock.”

44. “He’s got a face like a smashed crab.”

45. “It’s like a bat out of hell.”

46. “I’m as happy as a clam.”

47. “It’s like a duck to water.”

48. “He’s got a face like a dropped pie.”

49. “It’s like a bull in a china shop.”

50. “I’m as full as a tick.”

51. “It’s like a fart in a mitten.”

52. “He’s got a head like a thumbed tomato.”

53. “It’s like a horse to water.”

54. “I’m as happy as a dog with two tails.”

55. “It’s like a duck on a june bug.”

56. “He’s got a face like a bag of smashed crabs.”

57. “It’s like a cat on a hot tin roof.”

58. “I’m as full as a goog’s sock.”

59. “It’s like a fish in a barrel.”

60. “He’s got a head like a dropped pie.”

61. “It’s like a bull at a gate.”

62. “I’m as happy as a pig in shit.”

63. “It’s like a moth to the flame.”

64. “He’s got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.”

65. “It’s like a fish out of water.”

66. “I’m as full as a fat lady’s sock.”

67. “It’s like a bat out of hell.”

68. “He’s got a face like a dropped pie.”

69. “It’s like a bull in a china shop.”

70. “I’m as happy as a pig in mud.”

71. “It’s like a fart in a mitten.”

72. “He’s got a head like a thumbed tomato.”

73. “It’s like a horse to water.”

74. “I’m as happy as a dog with two tails.”

75. “It’s like a duck on a june bug.”

76. “He’s got a face like a bag of smashed crabs.”

77. “It’s like a cat on a hot tin roof.”

78. “I’m as full as a goog’s sock.”

79. “It’s like a fish in a barrel.”

80. “He’s got a head like a dropped pie.”

81. “It’s like a bull at a gate.”

82. “I’m as happy as a pig in shit.”

83. “It’s like a moth to the flame.”

84. “He’s got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.”

85. “It’s like a fish out of water.”

86. “I’m as full as a fat lady’s sock.”

87. “It’s like a bat out of hell.”

88. “He’s got a face like a dropped pie.”

89. “It’s like a bull in a china shop.”

90. “I’m as happy as a pig in mud.”

91. “It’s like a fart in a mitten.”

92. “He’s got a head like a thumbed tomato.”

93. “It’s like a horse to water.”

94. “I’m as happy as a dog with two tails.”

95. “It’s like a duck on a june bug.”

96. “He’s got a face like a bag of smashed crabs.”

97. “It’s like a cat on a hot tin roof.”

98. “I’m as full as a goog’s sock.”

99. “It’s like a fish in a barrel.”

1. Host a BBQ and have guests bring their favorite Australian dish to share.

2. Play a game of “Australian slang” trivia to test everyone’s knowledge.

3. Have everyone dress up in their best Aussie attire, complete with cork hats and overalls.

4. Create a DIY photo booth with props like boomerangs, koalas, and kangaro