Top 99 Funny 20 Year Anniversary Quotes

If you’re looking for some hilarious and witty quotes to celebrate your 20th anniversary, we’ve got you covered! Here are the top 99 funny 20 year anniversary quotes:

“It’s been 20 years and you still haven’t figured out how to change the toilet paper roll.”
“Happy anniversary to my partner in crime for the past two decades!”
“I can’t believe we’ve been married for 20 years. It feels like only 19 and a half.”
“Happy 20th anniversary to the person who still makes me laugh like a teenager.”
“Twenty years of marriage is like a marathon, except you’re not allowed to stop for water breaks.”
“Thank you for putting up with my nonsense for the past 20 years.”
“I’m so lucky to have spent the last 20 years with my best friend and soulmate.”
“Happy 20th anniversary to my favorite person to annoy.”
“I can’t believe we’ve been together for 20 years. Are we sure we want to keep doing this?”
“Happy anniversary to my partner in crime, my confidant, and my favorite person to make fun of.”
“Cheers to 20 years of love, laughter, and lots of sarcasm.”
“I can’t believe we’ve put up with each other for 20 years. That’s true love right there.”
“Happy anniversary to the person who still puts up with my terrible jokes after all these years.”
“Twenty years of marriage and we still haven’t killed each other. That’s a win in my book.”
“Happy 20th anniversary to my better half, my partner in crime, and my favorite person to watch Netflix with.”
“I can’t believe we’ve been married for 20 years. It feels like only 10,000 arguments.”
“Happy anniversary to the person who still loves me even when I’m hangry.”
“Twenty years of marriage is like a roller coaster ride, except you can’t get off when it gets too scary.”
“I’m so lucky to have spent the last 20 years with my favorite person to annoy.”
“Happy 20th anniversary to the person who still makes me feel like a teenager in love.”
“I can’t believe we’ve been together for 20 years. Time flies when you’re having fun being sarcastic.”
“Happy anniversary to my partner in crime, my confidant, and my favorite person to prank.”
“Cheers to 20 years of love, laughter, and lots of eye-rolling.”
“I can’t believe we’ve put up with each other for 20 years. That’s true love right there.”
“Happy anniversary to the person who still laughs at my terrible jokes.”
“Twenty years of marriage and we still haven’t run out of things to argue about.”
“Happy 20th anniversary to my better half, my partner in crime, and my favorite person to eat pizza with.”
“I can’t believe we’ve been married for 20 years. It feels like only 20,000 eye-rolls.”
“Happy anniversary to the person who still loves me even when I’m being a grumpy old person.”
“Twenty years of marriage is like a box of chocolates, except you’re stuck with the same flavors forever.”
“I’m so lucky to have spent the last 20 years with my favorite person to tease.”
“Happy 20th anniversary to the person who still makes me feel like the luckiest person in the world.”
“I can’t believe we’ve been together for 20 years. Time flies when you’re having fun being silly.”
“Happy anniversary to my partner in crime, my confidant, and my favorite person to make fun of celebrities with.”
“Cheers to 20 years of love, laughter, and lots of inside jokes.”
“I can’t believe we’ve put up with each other for 20 years. That’s true love right there.”
“Happy anniversary to the person who still thinks my dad jokes are hilarious.”
“Twenty years of marriage and we still haven’t figured out who’s in charge.”
“Happy 20th anniversary to my better half, my partner in crime, and my favorite person to go on adventures with.”
“I can’t believe we’ve been married for 20 years. It feels like only 100,000 eye-rolls.”
“Happy anniversary to the person who still loves me even when I’m wearing sweatpants.”
“Twenty years of marriage is like a never-ending game of Monopoly, except you can’t flip the board when you lose.”
“I’m so lucky to have spent the last 20 years with my favorite person to make fun of.”
“Happy 20th anniversary to the person who still makes me feel like a kid at heart.”
“I can’t believe we’ve been together for 20 years. Time flies when you’re having fun being weird.”
“Happy anniversary to my partner in crime, my confidant, and my favorite person to quote movies with.”
“Cheers to 20 years of love, laughter, and lots of puns.”
“I can’t believe we’ve put up with each other for 20 years. That’s true love right there.”
“Happy anniversary to the person who still thinks my dance moves are cool.”
“Twenty years of marriage and we still haven’t figured out how to fold fitted sheets.”
“Happy 20th anniversary to my better half, my partner in crime, and my favorite person to argue with.”
“I can’t believe we’ve been married for 20 years. It feels like only a lifetime of dad jokes.”
“Happy anniversary to the person who still loves me even when I’m being a drama queen.”
“Twenty years of marriage is like a never-ending game of telephone, except you start to understand each other’s mumbles.”
“I’m so lucky to have spent the last 20 years with my favorite person to laugh at.”
“Happy 20th anniversary to the person who still makes me feel special every day.”
“I can’t believe we’ve been together for 20 years. Time flies when you’re having fun being cheesy.”
“Happy anniversary to my partner in crime, my confidant, and my favorite person to play pranks on.”
“Cheers to 20 years of love, laughter, and lots of bad dance moves.”
“I can’t believe we’ve put up with each other for 20 years. That’s true love right there.”
“Happy anniversary to the person who still thinks my impressions are spot-on.”
“Twenty years of marriage and we still haven’t figured out how to fold a fitted sheet.”
“Happy 20th anniversary to my better half, my partner in crime, and my favorite person to watch cat videos with.”
“I can’t believe we’ve been married for 20 years. It feels like only a lifetime of inside jokes.”
“Happy anniversary to the person who still loves me even when I’m being a diva.”
“Twenty years of marriage is like a never-ending game of cards, except you always end up with the same hand.”
“I’m so lucky to have spent the last 20 years with my favorite person to be silly with.”
“Happy 20th anniversary to the person who still makes me feel like a rockstar.”
“I can’t believe we’ve been together for 20 years. Time flies when you’re having fun being goofy.”
“Happy anniversary to my partner in crime, my confidant, and my favorite person to make fun of politicians with.”
“Cheers to 20 years of love, laughter, and lots of terrible karaoke.”
“I can’t believe we’ve put up with each other for 20 years. That’s true love right there.”
“Happy anniversary to the person who still thinks my cooking is gourmet.”
“Twenty years of marriage and we still haven’t figured out how to fold a fitted sheet.”
“Happy 20th anniversary to my better half, my partner in crime, and my favorite person to sing in the car with.”
“I can’t believe we’ve been married for 20 years. It feels like only a lifetime of bad

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