Top 99 Full Metal Jacket Drill Sergeant Quotes
Full Metal Jacket is a classic war movie that has left a lasting impression on fans around the world. One of the most iconic features of the film is the Drill Sergeant, who delivers some unforgettable lines throughout the movie. Here are the top 99 quotes from the Full Metal Jacket Drill Sergeant:
1. “I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be ‘Sir’. Do you maggots understand that?” 2. “What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?” 3. “You are pukes, you are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!” 4. “If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war.” 5. “I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.” 6. “You will give your rifle a girl’s name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol’ Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!” 7. “You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you!” 8. “You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass!” 9. “What’s your name fat body?” 10. “You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!” 11. “Private Pyle, I’m going to give you three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!” 12. “Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o’ shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?” 13. “I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.” 14. “You climb obstacles like old people fuck, Private Pyle!” 15. “You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.” 16. “Do you suck dicks?” 17. “I’m asking the fucking questions here, private! Do you understand?” 18. “You had best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You’re in one!” 19. “Do not fuck with me or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!” 20. “This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.” 21. “You don’t scare me. Work on it!” 22. “You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!” 23. “You will not make me regret my decision to accept you into my beloved Corps!” 24. “What’s your excuse? Fat body?” 25. “The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle!” 26. “You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!” 27. “You will show me some goddamn respect!” 28. “I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short dicks every cannibal on the Congo!” 29. “Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door. Jump right out and count to four.” 30. “What’s your name, scumbag?” 31. “You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!” 32. “You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!” 33. “You are pukes, you are the lowest form of life on earth. You are not even human beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!” 34. “You’re not even worth an ass-kicking!” 35. “I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.” 36. “You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you!” 37. “You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass!” 38. “You’re a fucking comedian? You’re funny, you’re funny like a fucking clown? You’re here to amuse me? You’re a fucking comedian?” 39. “I will break you down to zero and build you back up again, and you will be able to do everything I tell you to do without hesitation, without question!” 40. “I think you’ve been cheated!” 41. “I will make you a weapon. There’s no stopping me. I am a force of nature!” 42. “What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?” 43. “You climb obstacles like old people fuck!” 44. “You know how to talk, but you don’t know how to listen!” 45. “The Marine Corps does not want robots. The Marine Corps wants killers!” 46. “You are all equally worthless!” 47. “I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.” 48. “You will give your rifle a girl’s name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol’ Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over.” 49. “You better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!” 50. “You will not eat until you have performed 50 push-ups and 50 sit-ups!” 51. “Private Pyle, you are definitely born again hard!” 52. “You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you!” 53. “You will be a minister of death praying for war!” 54. “You are not even human beings, you are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!” 55. “You are a disgusting fat body!” 56. “Private Pyle, why is your footlocker unlocked?” 57. “You people are scum, you maggots are the lowest form of life on Earth!” 58. “You will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war!” 59. “Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o’ shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?” 60. “You are all equally worthless!” 61. “Private Pyle, I’m going to give you three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!” 62. “You will not make me regret my decision to accept you into my beloved Corps!” 63. “You are pukes, you are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!” 64. “I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.” 65. “You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!” 66. “You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass!” 67. “You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!” 68. “You climb obstacles like old people fuck!” 69. “What’s your excuse? Fat body?” 70. “Do not fuck with me or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!” 71. “You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you!” 72. “You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!” 73. “Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door. Jump right out and count to four.” 74. “You had best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You’re in one!” 75. “What’s your name, scumbag?” 76. “You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.” 77. “You don’t scare me. Work on it!” 78. “The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle!” 79. “You will show me some goddamn respect!” 80. “I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short dicks every cannibal on the Congo!” 81. “This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.” 82. “You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!” 83. “You had best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You’re in one!” 84. “Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o’ shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?” 85. “What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?” 86. “I will break you down to zero and build you back up again, and you will be able to do everything I tell you to do without hesitation, without question