Andre The Giant Princess Bride Quotes

Andre The Giant Princess Bride Quotes

Andre the Giant’s role as Fezzik in “The Princess Bride” has become iconic in pop culture, and his memorable lines from the film continue to be quoted today. Here are the top 99 Andre the Giant Princess Bride quotes:

1. “As you wish.”
2. “Inconceivable!”
3. “I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
4. “You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.”
5. “I don’t even exercise.”
6. “I am not a witch, I’m your wife!”
7. “You fell victim to one of the classic blunders—the most famous of which is ‘Never get involved in a land war in Asia’—but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!'”
8. “No more rhymes now, I mean it.”
9. “I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.”
10. “I just want you to feel you’re doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.”
11. “You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
12. “There’s not a lot of money in revenge.”
13. “You don’t happen to have six fingers on your right hand?”
14. “I’m not left-handed either.”
15. “You are the brute squad!”
16. “I don’t think I’m quite familiar with that phrase.”
17. “Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
18. “We are men of action. Lies do not become us.”
19. “I’ve seen worse.”
20. “You seem like a decent fellow. I hate to die.”
21. “I’ll fight you both together if you want. I could take you both apart easy. I’ve no desire to make sport of you, honest.”
22. “I’m not a witch, I’m your wife. But after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that anymore.”
23. “Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
24. “I’m waiting for you, Vizzini. You told me to go back to the beginning. So I have.”
25. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
26. “You don’t by any chance have six fingers on your right hand?”
27. “What in the world can that be?”
28. “I don’t know. I think we’ll never know.”
29. “I don’t have to miss. He’s right in front of us.”
30. “You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!”
31. “You’d like to think that, wouldn’t you? You’ve beaten my giant, which means you’re exceptionally strong, so you could’ve put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you’ve also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.”
32. “You fell victim to one of the classic blunders—the most famous of which is, ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia’—but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!'”
33. “Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?” “If there are, we all be dead!”
34. “When I was your age, television was called books.”
35. “I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts, my name is Ryan.”
36. “You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
37. “We are but poor circus performers.”
38. “I’m not a witch, I’m your wife.”
39. “Murdered by pirates is good.”
40. “You’re alive. If you want I can fly.”
41. “We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.”
42. “You’re the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it!”
43. “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!”
44. “I am not left-handed.”
45. “I don’t envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
46. “I swear it will be done.”
47. “I have loved more deeply than a killer like me deserves to be loved.”
48. “You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”
49. “You’re not a very good liar.”
50. “Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons!”
51. “I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I’m swamped.”
52. “You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.”
53. “I cannot compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains.”
54. “I’m not a witch, I’m your wife.”
55. “Good night, Westley. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
56. “We are men of action, lies do not become us.”
57. “I’ll take him, I’ll take him. I’ll fight you both together if you want. I’ll fight you with one hand tied behind my back. I’ll fight you standing on one foot. I’ll fight you with my eyes closed… oh, pullips, I might as well use them.”
58. “I’ve just sucked one year of your life away. Tell me, how does that make you feel? If you haven’t got your health, you haven’t got anything.”
59. “My brains, his steel, and your strength against 60 men, and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy?”
60. “We’ll never survive.” “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.”
61. “You don’t happen to have six fingers on your right hand?”
62. “You don’t want to die with fear in your heart, do you?”
63. “We are the brute squad.”
64. “You be careful, I might kill whatever’s left of you.”
65. “I’m not a witch, I’m your wife. But after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that anymore.”
66. “We are men of action, lies do not become us.”
67. “I’m waiting for you, Vizzini. You told me to go back to the beginning. So I have.”
68. “You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.”
69. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
70. “I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?”
71. “I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.”
72. “Inconceivable!”
73. “Thank you for everything.” “I know I’m going to regret this.”
74. “It’s not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.”
75. “What you do not smell is called iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.”
76. “As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Really, that’s all this is except that instead of sucking water, I’m sucking life. I’ve just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don’t know what that would do to you. So, let’s just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest. How do you feel?”
77. “I’m not a witch, I’m your wife.”
78. “You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
79. “I would not say such things if I were you.”
80. “The pit of despair! Don’t even think… don’t even think about trying to escape.”
81. “What is that, a catchphrase?”
82. “You don’t seem that excited about the prospect.”
83. “I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
84. “I am not left-handed.”